• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

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awesome!

awesome!

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fuckyeahtattoos:

Start of an awesome Tiger Samurai half sleeve
Artist : Tim Kern @ Tribulation Tattoo New York City

Follow on Ig @ Speciial_Ed 

fuckyeahtattoos:

Start of an awesome Tiger Samurai half sleeve

Artist : Tim Kern @ Tribulation Tattoo New York City

Follow on Ig @ Speciial_Ed 


stfuconservatives:

#oops

stfuconservatives:

#oops

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cardboardboxesandfish:

all-th3-0ther-kids:

vivalakiarra:

str8nochaser:

auradacity-of:

h0odrich:

aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday , get it girl

Is it acceptable to reblog this on Thursday

really hoping it’s actually wednesday today because I tend to get my days mixed up 

cardboardboxesandfish:

all-th3-0ther-kids:

vivalakiarra:

str8nochaser:

auradacity-of:

h0odrich:

aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday , get it girl

Is it acceptable to reblog this on Thursday

really hoping it’s actually wednesday today because I tend to get my days mixed up 

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a-horny-unicornn:

yourjezebel89:

justxtoxseexyouxsmile:

ever-reverie:

palomabird:

nothing-but-the-bomb-in-me:

t0ast3d:

highstep:

alexmua:

p-urelush:

imm0rtalityy:

spooksss:

The hips boysIts all the hips

sorry but for fucks sakes tumblr!!!!! xhfskdhfaksdhfkasdj

dont normally post these gif but this is the greatest gif ive ever seen, hate on it

Look at his faCE I WANT TO HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW GOD DAMN IT

Wrestlers are the master of their hips…I used to wrestle c;

Really? My boyfriends a wrestler…… Makes sense.(;

Had to!

I don’t post shit like this.. but I just had too. Motherrrrr fuck.

I want you, i have been desperately understanding this and know only You can touch me, my heart and soul. i want to give all to You for Your pleasure, lust, use. i want You to consume me. i need You…

uhhh fuck… need now

cream

third time of reblogging in one day. can’t resist

a-horny-unicornn:

yourjezebel89:

justxtoxseexyouxsmile:

ever-reverie:

palomabird:

nothing-but-the-bomb-in-me:

t0ast3d:

highstep:

alexmua:

p-urelush:

imm0rtalityy:

spooksss:

The hips boys
Its all the hips

sorry but for fucks sakes tumblr!!!!! xhfskdhfaksdhfkasdj

dont normally post these gif but this is the greatest gif ive ever seen, hate on it

Look at his faCE I WANT TO HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW GOD DAMN IT

Wrestlers are the master of their hips…I used to wrestle c;

Really? My boyfriends a wrestler…… Makes sense.(;

Had to!

I don’t post shit like this.. but I just had too. Motherrrrr fuck.

I want you, i have been desperately understanding this and know only You can touch me, my heart and soul. i want to give all to You for Your pleasure, lust, use. i want You to consume me. i need You…

uhhh fuck… need now

cream

third time of reblogging in one day. can’t resist

(via sexsutra)


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Once again its almost 2 am and my daughter is awake and wants to play. I dont know what is up with her. She slept all night last night but slept most of the day as well. Now she is rolling around on our dog and won’t go back to bed, and i gotta tell ya im tired…

I am sitting here and watching this MTV show on netflix and its pretty good. But It makes me sit here and think. I never got the “high school” experience. My school sucked and by the time I was finally asked out by a guy it was some asshole who ended up knocking me up and turned out to be a piece of shit good for nothing dick. I never got to go to a dance. I never got asked out on a date.. I never got to go to prom. The only school dances I went to were with friends and they were lame as fuck. I was always the weird non-social girl. No one wanted me until I had lost my v-card and it was to the guy that I had a school crush on for Years, and all he wanted from me as a piece of ass and then ditched me. I like where I am now with my boyfriend and my kids. But i wish that I would of got the real experience. Is there anyone else that has ever wanted to go into the past but ONLY if the present stayed the same?

Work tried to get me to work like 12 hours in one day…bitch Im part time haha. But I love my job and it pays the bills. Home now with my baby while she sleeps :) gonna hit the hay before she wakes up. Day off wanna head to the School to get more classes.

Vent:

Just thinking how hard it is to get into contact with someone at my local DHS office. I have went down there and talked to my worker to only not be able to reach him again. I could do their job. I am good at not answering the phone and not returning phone calls. Let me get paid to be out of the office more times then I am in and sit on my looking like I am doing work.